Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Laughter IS (capitals intended) the Best Medicine




From Reader's Digest (Jan, 2011)

" I was in a restaurant yesterday when I realised I desperately need to break wind. The sound system was really, really loud, so I timed it to coincide with the beat of the music. I finished my coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I remembered. I was listening to my iPod." (Don't quit get it? Google 'break-wind' that you'll understand the joke)

From Groffer.com 

Really funny Out-Of-Office Auto Reply:
  • I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
  • Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
  • The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
  • Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Writing Project

Dear WEB 10302 students,

For those who have been assigned 'blogging' as your writing project (15%), you and your team should:
  • create a blog- authorize three authors
  • write TWO entries each week. The first entry must be posted by next week's class.Followed with your second entry by the end of next week.
  • Each entry should be more than 100 words
  • Comment on your friend's entry
Remember, no copying & pasting!

Topics for the entries will be posted on weekly basis, so do check from time to time.

Have fun!